Saturday, 9 November 2013

NEWS: Cossy Orjiakor Insures Her Breasts For $1.6 Million, People To Pay Before They Touch Or See

Nollywood actress and self-styled vixén, Cossy
Orjiakor struck gold yesterday when an American
company agreed to insure her signature bósom for $
1.6 million dollars. The company, Enhanced Silicón
Inc.famous for insuring the bosóms of Pamela
Anderson and Dolly Parton agreed to the deal just
before Cossy Orjiakor's recent birthday bash, where
she displayed her endowments for the world to see.
The star will travel to Los Angeles in two weeks to sign
on the dotted lines. "I specifically asked for $1.6
million," Cossy told our reporter, "to show Stella Oduah
that you don't have to misuse public funds to get what
you want."
As part of the deal awaiting her signature, there will be
limits on how many men and women touch her
bósoms each month. Also, her breasts have both been
given names and must now be treated as people in
future movie roles. That means that Enhanced Silicon
Inc. will determine how much a movie producer will
pay each breast for an appearance in a movie.
"The downside of the deal is that I may get
dressed more often now," says Cossy Orjiakor.
A sample of men on the street of Lagos told our
correspondent that the day Cossy's bósom go into
witness protection would be a sad day. But one
Pentecostal pastor who doesn't want us to use his
name else he church members know him said, "She
will be more appealing if she leaves some things to the
imagination." The man of God added, "I like to do the
undressing myself."
Plans are at advanced stage for the official revealing of
each breast's name in Lagos when Cossy returns.
Sourced from Naija Tunes

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